12 year old makes $700k by selling Bored Apes toys

Are you guys not making 700k in a few days? We are such a bunch of losers…I mean look as this little teen boy-man here…made an easy 700k$ by himself. Just a little helpy with commercial grade 3d printers, small factory, workshop from Mythbusters , army of masseuses, dads Lambo, channeled mojo from mountain shamans, 24/7 personal coach, diet planner and trained monkey workers at his side.

We need to get at his level. My aromatherapy degree is not making real money.