I’m like Smaug, but instead of gold, it’s crypto.

I have a severe crypto hoarding problem. I have been buying for years, but I can’t bring myself to sell anything, even when it’s at its ATH. I just roll around in my alts, transferring them from exchange to ledger… my precious. It’s pathetic.

I’ve seen massive percent increases, and I do nothing. Instead, I keep buying more; NFTs, BTC, ETH, alts, moonshots. Whatever. I just like owning crypto for whatever reason, and I don’t even know what the hell I’m going to do with it.

The Reddit NFTs I bought seem to be doing well; I should probably sell them and make some profits. But I can’t; I physically can not because I apparently lose all motor skills when selling is involved.

I better make a will and map so someone can find all of it and do a better job at reaping the rewards when I die.

Relatable? Anyone else hoard crypto or nah?